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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The facts


Two truths:

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties.


Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like ..."You know, sometimes I forget to eat!"
Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, my keys. But I have NEVER forgotten to eat.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

Just a laugh for today.

Because this was not my greatest day.

3 comments:

  1. Jogging is bad for you anyway!

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  2. women were not designed to run, period. But walking is very very good for us. As a matter of fact, I'm going to go now and walk the dog!

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  3. I walk all the time. I'm on my feet all the time. I can walk ten miles a day at the store. I walk. It is just not down the street or through the woods. Walk down the street here and the cars will drive right through the puddles and you get soaking wet and you know they do it on purpose. Excuse #2 - there are no woods here. Excuse #3 - I have to get dressed?

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